• Question: Do you have any other good science jokes? :P xxxxxxx

    Asked by sophie11xoxo to Damien, Rachael, Simon, Suzi, Tim on 16 Jun 2011. This question was also asked by beckyxxx.
    • Photo: Suzi Gage

      Suzi Gage answered on 16 Jun 2011:

      Hi @sophie11xoxo and @beckyxxx
      Oh my God I love science jokes!! Here are some of my faves:

      Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
      Proton: Clockwise.
      Electron: Are you sure?
      Proton: I’m positive!

      How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
      Only one, but the lightbulb has really got to want to change.

      Man: “Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a moth”
      Doctor: Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?
      Man: “I was on my way to the psychiatrist but then I saw your light was on”.

      How many amoeba does it take to change a lightbulb?
      One. No, two. No wait, four, no eight, sixteen, thirty two…

      Why are fish so clever? They’re always in schools.

      Haha, well, you did ask 🙂

    • Photo: Rachael Ward

      Rachael Ward answered on 16 Jun 2011:

      Nice – I like the amoeba one!
      I’m terrible at remembering jokes but….

      Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

      If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

      Where does a chemist put dirty dishes? In the zinc.

      A neutron walks into a bar and asks “How much for a drink?”
      The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

      What does a biologist wear on a first date?
      Designer genes.

      Okay, I’ll stop now!

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